Easter Jokes – Easter Humor
Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric.
Q: What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
A: An egghead.
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had an eggache!
Q: What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
A: A receding hareline.
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: You are a hot chick!
Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a ‘march’.
Q: What do you call the Easter bunny’s work-outs?
Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and the Easter Bunny?
A: A good Easter.
Q: What’s the difference between a counterfeit dollar bill and a crazy rabbit?
A: One is bad money, while the other is a mad bunny!
Q: How does Easter end?
A: With the letter R!
Q: How did the Easter Bunny rate the Easter parade?
A: He said it was eggs-cellent!
Q: How can you tell where the Easter Bunny has been?
A: Eggs (X) marks the spot!
Q: Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?
A: Because it’s always on a sundae!
Q: How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat?
A: With a hare brush!
Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!
Q: What do you call a dumb bunny?
A: A hare brain!
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
A: Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
Q: How do you catch the Easter Bunny?
A: Hide in a bush and make a noise like a carrot!
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It’s been nice gnawing you!