Teenage Jokes

Teenage Joke 61

Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Santa: Can’t you read the board, “Parking is only for 2 wheeler.”

Teenage Joke 62

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one…
Tech support: Click on the `my computer` icon on to the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

Teenage Joke 63

Customer: I have problems printing in red…
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah……. thank you.

Teenage Joke 64

Santa declares: I will never marry in my life &
I’ll give same advice to my children also….

Teenage Joke 65

Customer: Do you call this a full meal? You served me twice as much yesterday.
Waitress: Where did you sit yesterday?
Customer: By the window.
Waitress: Oh, that’s why. We do that for advertising purposes – it gives people passing by the impression that this is a good restaurant!

Teenage Joke 66

What is the difference between Mother & Wife?
Mother brings you into this world crying…
& the Wife ensures you Continue to do so!!

Teenage Joke 67

Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: About 45 pounds!!

Teenage Joke 68

Two Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back,
saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

Teenage Joke 69

Teacher: What are the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: They are called Turks, now What are the people of Germany called?
Student: They are called Germs.

Teenage Joke 70

Patient: Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me.
Doctor: Next please.