Teenage Jokes

Teenage Jokes

Teenage Joke 71

Boy: What is the big chimney say to the little chimney?
Girl: You’re too young to smoke.

Teenage Joke 72

First Man: Why are you staring at the can like this?
Second Man: It is written this Orange Juice can – ‘Concentrate’.

Teenage Joke 73

One day an elephant was injured in a trajic accident. And the elephant was at the hospital the doctors found out that the elephant was losing a lot of blood.
The news went out of the hospital all the way to a western jungle.
A friend of the elephant a bug heard the news and rushed to the hospital.
A doctor asked the puny little bug why he was at the hospital.
The bug replied that the elephant was his friend and he was here to donate blood to the suffering elephant!

Teenage Joke 74

A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, “You need to join the Army of the Lord!”
My friend replied, “I’m already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor.”
Pastor questioned, “How come I don’t see you except at Christmas and Easter?”
He whispered back, “I’m in the secret service.

Teenage Joke 75

Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS.
Banta: Mentally affected teachers harassing students.

Teenage Joke 76

“I have a bad headache. I’ll visit the doctor.”
“Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss
to my wife and the pain disappeared. Why don’t you try it?”
“Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I’ll be right over.”

Teenage Joke 77

Once a girl was running here and there. The guard of the colony was looking at her.
Guard: Why are you running here and there?
Girl: I am running away from my house.
Guard: But you have been running here and there from a lot of time.
Girl: Yes, that’s because I am not allowed to get out from my colony.

Teenage Joke 78

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Student: A teacher

Teenage Joke 79

Coincidence
Teacher: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?”
Manu: “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day same time.”

Teenage Joke 80

A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.”
The doctor asks, “What do you mean?”
The man says, “When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee – OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really,really hurts.”
The doctor says, “I know what’s wrong with you – you’ve broken your finger!”

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