Children’s Jokes

Children’s Joke 121

A young lady went into a bank to withdraw some money.
Clerk – “Can you identify yourself?”
Young lady took out the mirror from her bag and looked into it and said: “Yes, it’s me all right.”

Children’s Joke 122

Barber: Sir, Would you mind turning the other side of your face toward me?
Customer: Oh, are you through shaving this side?
Barber: No, but I can’t stand the sight of blood.