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Children’s Joke 111
Do you run a car?
No – I let the engine to do that.
Children’s Joke 112
Postal Clerk: Madam, you,ve put too much postage on this letter.
Old Lady: Oh, mercy! I hope it won’t go too far.
Children’s Joke 113
Could you direct me to the First National Bank?
Yes – for a dollar.
A dollar! Isn’t that asking too much?
Not for a bank director.
Children’s Joke 114
Lady of the House: If the master bring home some friends for dinner, will you be prepared?
Cook: Yes ma’am – my bag is already packed.
Children’s Joke 115
Wife: How many times have I told you not to be late for dinner?
Husband: I don’t know. I thought you were keeping score.
Children’s Joke 116
Boarder: Does the water always come through the roof like this?
Landlord: No – only when it rains.
Children’s Joke 117
Hey, you – you’re blocking traffic. Can’t you go any faster?
Yes, but I don’t want to leave the car.
Children’s Joke 118
You’d better go a little slower – you’re doing 70 miles an hour.
Imagine that! And I only learned how to drive yesterday!
Children’s Joke 119
The woman who had just gotten on bus handed the bus driver a brand new five-dollar bill.
I’m sorry I don’t have any dimes for the fare, she said apologetically.
Don’t worry, said the bus driver, reaching for change-maker.
You’ll have fifty of them in a minute.
Children’s Joke 120
Policeman: The signs all say, Speed limit, 15 miles an hour.
Motorist: But officer, how could I read them when I was going over 50?
