Childrens Jokes

Children’s Jokes

Children’s Joke 111

Do you run a car?
No – I let the engine to do that.

Children’s Joke 112

Postal Clerk: Madam, you,ve put too much postage on this letter.
Old Lady: Oh, mercy! I hope it won’t go too far.

Children’s Joke 113

Could you direct me to the First National Bank?
Yes – for a dollar.
A dollar! Isn’t that asking too much?
Not for a bank director.

Children’s Joke 114

Lady of the House: If the master bring home some friends for dinner, will you be prepared?
Cook: Yes ma’am – my bag is already packed.

Children’s Joke 115

Wife: How many times have I told you not to be late for dinner?
Husband: I don’t know. I thought you were keeping score.

Children’s Joke 116

Boarder: Does the water always come through the roof like this?
Landlord: No – only when it rains.

Children’s Joke 117

Hey, you – you’re blocking traffic. Can’t you go any faster?
Yes, but I don’t want to leave the car.

Children’s Joke 118

You’d better go a little slower – you’re doing 70 miles an hour.
Imagine that! And I only learned how to drive yesterday!

Children’s Joke 119

The woman who had just gotten on bus handed the bus driver a brand new five-dollar bill.
I’m sorry I don’t have any dimes for the fare, she said apologetically.
Don’t worry, said the bus driver, reaching for change-maker.
You’ll have fifty of them in a minute.

Children’s Joke 120

Policeman: The signs all say, Speed limit, 15 miles an hour.
Motorist: But officer, how could I read them when I was going over 50?

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