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Children’s Joke 41
Q:Why do cows like being told jokes ?
A: Because they like being amoosed!
Children’s Joke 42
Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?
A: She wanted to stretch her legs.
Children’s Joke 43
Q: Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
A: He wanted a higher education!
Children’s Joke 44
Q: Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A: His mother was caught in a jam!
Children’s Joke 45
Q: Who sits on babies?
A: A babysitter.
Children’s Joke 46
Santa was writing something very slowly.
Banta asked: “Why are you writing so slowly?”
Santa: “I’m writing to my 6 yr old son, he can’t read very fast.”
Children’s Joke 47
Q. Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!
Children’s Joke 48
Q. What do you get from a pampered cow?
A. Spoiled milk.
Children’s Joke 49
Q. Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A. He wanted cold hard cash!
Children’s Joke 50
Banta’s son: What do you call a surgeon with eight arms?
Banta Singh: A doctopus!
