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  • What do you call a bunny with a large brain?
    An egghead
  • Why did the Easter egg hide?
    He was a little chicken!
  • What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards?
    A receding hareline
  • Why did the magician have to cancel his show?
    He had just washed his hare and could not do a thing with it.
  • What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
    A slam duck
  • What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
    Two points, just like anyone else on the team.
  • What is invisible and smells like carrots?
    The Ether Bunny
  • What’s the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
    One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
  • What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
    It’s been nice gnawing at you.
  • Why did the rabbit cross the road?
    Because it was the chicken’s day off.
  • Why do you have to go to bed?
    Because the bed won’t come to you!
  • When can you eat soap?
    When you change the ‘a’ to ‘u’!
  • What do young geese suffer with?
    Goose pimples!
  • How can you fit a ten page article about milk into five pages?
    Condense it!
  • Which bird likes to eat sawdust?
    A woodpecker!
  • Which fish is also a weapon?
    A sword fish.
  • What do frogs drink?
    A croak a cola
  • What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment but never in 100 years.
    The letter M
  • Which letter of the alphabet is wet and salty?
    C (sea)
  • What do you get if you milk a cow after an earthquake?
    Milk shake
  • What’s the best cure for rheumatism in the hip?
    Hypnotism!
  • Why does lightning shock people?
    Because it doesn’t know how to conduct itself!
  • How do you join Dracula’s fan club?
    Send your name, address and blood group!
  • What do you call seaside spooks?
    Ghost guards!
  • What’s the worst kind of driving school?
    One that offers crash courses!
  • What is the difference between – a bottle of medicine and a doormat?
    One is shaken up and taken and the other is taken up and shaken.
  • What’s black and white and goes round and round?
    A zebra on a roundabout!
  • What are the speaking gadgets called that can be found on the end of telephones?
    People!
  • What looks like half a tomato?
    The other half!
  • What is the difference between the Prince of Wales and a tennis ball?
    One is heir to the throne and the other is thrown into the air.
  • What is the difference between – an orchestral conductor and an oven?
    One makes the beat and the other bakes the meat.
  • What is the difference between a forged rupee note and an insane rabbit?
    One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.
  • What will always support you when everyone else lets you down?
    Your legs!

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