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Husband Wife Quotes in English

Husband Wife Quotes in English

  • Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. ~ St. Jerome
  • A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. ~ Michel de Montaigne
  • Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
  • Marriage changes passion – suddenly you’re in bed with a relative.
  • A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. ~ James H. Boren
  • Divorce: The past tense of marriage.
  • A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. ~ Anne Taylor Fleming
  • The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds – they mature slowly. ~ Peter De Vries
  • A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. ~ Helen Rowland
  • Marriage is a mistake every man should make. ~ George Jessel
  • What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow. ~ Nathaniel Hawthorne
  • I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. ~ Rita Rudner
  • Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can’t sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can’t sleep with the window open. ~ George Bernard Shaw
  • Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads which sew people together through the years. ~ Simone Signoret
  • Success in marriage does not come merely through finding the right mate, but through being the right mate. ~ Barnett R. Brickner
  • Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you’ll meet that night. ~ Paul Hornung
  • More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. ~ Doug Larson
  • A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. ~ Mignon McLaughlin
  • There is no such cozy combination as man and wife. ~ Menander
  • It destroys one’s nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. ~ Benjamin Disraeli
  • A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn’t want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing. ~ W. Somerset Maugham
  • There is no substitute for the comfort supplied by the utterly taken-for granted relationship. ~ Iris Murdoch
  • Marriage is a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters in prose. ~ Beverley Nichols
  • Love is a flower which turns into fruit at marriage. ~ Finnish Proverb
  • A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. ~ Paul Sweeney
  • All marriages are happy. It’s the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. ~ Raymond Hull
  • Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has thought much worse things about you. ~ Jean Rostand
  • Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. ~ Isadora Duncan
  • The reason for much matrimony is patrimony. ~ Ogden Nash
  • Three rings of marriage are the engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.
  • Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves ’em still two fools. ~ William Congreve
  • A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished. ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
  • One should never know too precisely whom one has married. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Bigamy is having one husband or wife too many. Monogamy is the same. ~ Oscar Wilde
  • Like good wine, marriage gets better with age – once you learn to keep a cork in it. ~ Gene Perret
  • I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late. ~ Max Kauffman
  • Don’t marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can’t live without. ~ James C. Dobson
  • Mother-in-law: a woman who destroys her son-in-law’s peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
  • How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. ~ Oscar Wilde
  • Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. ~ Stephen Leacock
  • When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ~ Sacha Guitry
  • Never strike your wife – even with a flower. ~ Hindu Proverb
  • When a girl marries she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one. ~ Helen Rowland
  • Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. ~ Helen Rowland
  • A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. ~ Grace Hansen
  • Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. ~ Charles Caleb Colton
  • I’ve been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out. ~ Lee Grant
  • God created sex. Priests created marriage. ~ Voltaire
  • The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. ~ Henny Youngman
  • I guess walking slow getting married is because it gives you time to maybe change your mind. ~ Virginia Cary Hudson
  • Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them. ~ Ogden Nash

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