Sms Jokes

Sms Joke 21

HUMANS fall in love, that’s normal………..COWS eat grass, that’s ok……..BUT when……..MONKEYS can press mobile keypads! INCREDIBLE!…..STILL PRESSIN! UNBELIEVABLE!

Sms Joke 22

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 per minute.

Sms Joke 23

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven’t met everybody.

Sms Joke 24

We will now upgrade your brain, please wait….Searching….searching…still searching….sorry,NO BRAIN found…!

Sms Joke 25

You are my sweet SONA
I don’t want you to KHONA
I want a place in your heart’s KONA
Otherwise I will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA

Sms Joke 26

Yanha khuda hai, wahan khuda hai;
yanha khuda hai, wahan khuda hai;
jahan nahin khuda wahan kal khudega.

Sms Joke 27

If love is sweet why does it hurt,
if love is deep why does it burn,
if love is warm why do we shiver,
if love is tender why do we cry,
if love is forever why do we die.

Sms Joke 28

Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,
kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge,
choice zara sochke karna,
zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge.

Sms Joke 29

If you fall in river there is a boat,
If you fall in well there is rope,
But if you fall in love there is no hope.

Sms Joke 30

Govt. of India has introduced a new rule:
“Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!”
You are safe….
Where should i hide?????