Christmas Jokes – Christian Culture & Tradition
Funny Christmas Jokes
Q – How can Santa’s sleigh possibly fly through the air?
A – You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!
Q – How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?
A – Don’t feed it !
Q – How do you get into Donner’s house?
A – You ring the “deer”-bell!
Q – How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
A – He looks at his calen-“deer”!
Q – I’m so strong I could lift a reindeer with one hand.
A – Yeah, but where are we going to find a one-handed reindeer?
Q – What’s a child’s favourite king at Christmas?
A – A stoKING
Q- What do elves learn in school?
Q- What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Q- What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Q- Who sings “Love me tender”, and makes Christmas toys?
A- Santa’s little Elvis. (Elvis lives!)
Q- Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
Q- What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? A- A
A – The letter “D�!
Q – What did the cow say on Christmas morning?
A – Mooooey Christmas!
Q – What never eats at Christmas time?
A – Turkey, it is usually stuffed!
Q – What do you get if a vampire crosses the road with jack frost?
A – Frost bite!
Q – Why did the duck cross the road?
A – To quack open the eyes.
Q – What is the best xmas present in the world?
A – A broken drum, coz u can’t beat it!
Why is it difficult to keep a secret at the North Pole?
A – Because your teeth chatter!
Q – How do Chihuahua’s say Merry Christmas?
A – Fleas Navidog!
Q – What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?
A – Season’s Bleatings!
Q – What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
A – Ribbon Hood!
Q – What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A – It’s Christmas, Eve!
Q – What is the best key to get at Christmas?
A – A turkey!
Q – What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
A – Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
Q – A Christmas thought:
A – STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
Q – Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
A – Because of all the wrapping!