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Christmas Jokes - Christian Culture & Tradition

Christmas Jokes – Christian Culture & Tradition

The holiday season of Christmas is the time to let loose all the tensions of everyday life and have a lot of fun. It is the perfect occasion to call upon family members, relatives and long lost friends and spend some quality time with them. During the holidays, people would take part in activities such as making crafts, singing Christmas songs and carols, dance performances etc. In some Christmas parties, people would crack funny jokes in order to break the ice and make the newcomers a bit comfortable with others. If you are searching for some jokes to crack during the parties, then this article is what you need. Check out the following lines to get some jokes based on Christmas.

Christmas Jokes – Christian Culture & Tradition

Funny Christmas Jokes

Q – How can Santa’s sleigh possibly fly through the air?
A – You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!

Q – How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?
A – Don’t feed it !

Q – How do you get into Donner’s house?
A – You ring the “deer”-bell!

Q – How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
A – He looks at his calen-“deer”!

Q – I’m so strong I could lift a reindeer with one hand.
A – Yeah, but where are we going to find a one-handed reindeer?

Q – What’s a child’s favourite king at Christmas?
A – A stoKING

Q- What do elves learn in school?
A-The Elf-abet!

Q- What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A- Claustrophobic!

Q- What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A- Snowflakes!

Q- Who sings “Love me tender”, and makes Christmas toys?
A- Santa’s little Elvis. (Elvis lives!)

Q- Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
A- “Rude”olph

Q- What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? A- A
A – The letter “D�!

Q – What did the cow say on Christmas morning?
A – Mooooey Christmas!

Q – What never eats at Christmas time?
A – Turkey, it is usually stuffed!

Q – What do you get if a vampire crosses the road with jack frost?
A – Frost bite!

Q – Why did the duck cross the road?
A – To quack open the eyes.

Q – What is the best xmas present in the world?
A – A broken drum, coz u can’t beat it!

Why is it difficult to keep a secret at the North Pole?
A – Because your teeth chatter!

Q – How do Chihuahua’s say Merry Christmas?
A – Fleas Navidog!

Q – What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?
A – Season’s Bleatings!

Q – What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
A – Ribbon Hood!

Q – What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A – It’s Christmas, Eve!

Q – What is the best key to get at Christmas?
A – A turkey!

Q – What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
A – Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!

Q – A Christmas thought:
A – STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.

Q – Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
A – Because of all the wrapping!

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