April Fool's Day Quotes For Students

April Fools Day Quotes For Students

April Fools Day Quotes For Students And Students: William Shakespeare famously said, “Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.” On April Fools’ Day, showcase your wit and humor with these quotes. If you are a prankster, play a harmless prank, and tease your friends. If you are not a prankster, beware of those who are. You will need loads of it on April Fools Day.

April Fools Day Quotes For Students And Children

  • April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. ~ Mark Twain, Pudd’nhead Wilson
  • Even the gods love jokes. ~ Plato
  • The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. ~ George Orwell
  • The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. ~ Will Rogers
  • The maple syrup’s full of ants.
    A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
    Is that a spider on your back?
    I ate the whole pie by myself.
    The kitchen sink just overflowed.
    A flash flood washed away the school.
    I threw your blanket in the trash.
    I never lie—-I—
    April Fool!
    ~ Myra Cohn Livingston
  • Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever. ~ Charles Lamb
  • The first of April, some do say
    Is set apart for All Fool’s Day;
    But why the people call it so
    Nor I, nor they themselves, do know,
    But on this day are people sent
    On purpose for pure merriment.
    ~ Poor Robin’s Almanac, 1790

  • The haste of a fool is the slowest thing in the world. ~ Thomas Shadwell
  • A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause; speech without profit; change without progress; inquiry without object; putting trust in a stranger; and mistaking foes for friends. ~ Arabian Proverb
  • Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It’s good to be silly at the right moment. ~ Horace
  • A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees. ~ William Blake
  • Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,And I’ll forgive Thy great big one on me. ~ Robert Frost
  • Art is a revolt against fate. ~ Andre Malraux
  • I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. ~ Alan Coren
  • Art is the proper task of life. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. ~ Chinese Proverb
  • Art is magic delivered from the lie of being truth. ~ Theodor Adorno
  • A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark. ~ Henry Louis Mencken
  • Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools. ~ Gene Brown
  • Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ~ Will Rogers
  • Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. ~ Twyla Tharp
  • Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. ~ Thomas Merton
  • Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ~ Will Roger
  • If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings. ~ Welsh Proverb
  • Art is not a study of positive reality, it is the seeking for ideal truth. ~ John Ruskin
  • Art is man’s expression of his joy in labor. ~ Henry A. Kissinger
  • A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. ~ Anonymous
  • Even the gods love jokes. ~ Plato
  • You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. ~ Abraham Lincoln

  • I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying. ~ Oscar Wilde
  • What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning. ~ Spanish Proverb
  • It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. ~ Max Eastman
  • So, rather than appear foolish afterward, I renounce seeming clever now. ~ Anonymous
  • He who is born a fool is never cured. ~ Proverb – April Fools Day Quotes
  • One of love’s April-fools. ~ William Congreve
  • For fools rush in where angels fear to tread. ~ Alexander Pope
  • Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. ~ Carl Gustav Jung
  • Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. ~ Irish Proverb
  • A sense of humor is the only divine quality of man. ~ Arthur Schopenhauer
  • I hope life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it. ~ Jack Handey
  • Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise. ~ Cato the Elder
  • It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools. ~ Spanish Proverb
  • We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. ~ Japanese Proverb
  • If it thunders on All Fool’s Day, Expect good crops of corn and hay. ~ Anonymous
  • I have great faith in fools – self-confidence, my friends call it. ~ Edgar Allan Poe
  • The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected. ~ Will Rogers
  • Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. ~ Mark Twain
  • A word to the wise ain’t necessary — it’s the stupid ones that need the advice. ~ Bill Cosby
  • A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom. ~ Welsh Proverb
  • The full area of ignorance is not mapped. We are at present only exploring the fringes. ~ JD Bernal
  • Don’t approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side. ~ Jewish Proverb
  • The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. ~ George Orwell

  • This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. ~ Mark Twain
  • APRIL FOOL, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly. ~ Ambrose Bierce
  • A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. ~ Robert Frost
  • Suppose the world were only one of God’s jokes, would you work any the less to make it a good joke instead of a bad one? ~ George Bernard Shaw
  • A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. ~ Douglas Adams
  • Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever. ~ Charles Lamb
  • Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? ~ Rita Rudner
  • You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that! ~ Dave Barry
  • It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. ~ Anonymous – April Fools Day Quotes
  • April Fools gone past, and you’re the biggest fool at last. ~ Anonymous
  • Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools. ~ Anonymous
  • Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It’s good to be silly at the right moment. ~ Anonymous
  • Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish. ~ Anonymous
  • Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. ~ Chinese Proverb
  • Small April sobbed, I’m going to cry Please give me a cloud to wipe my eye; Then April Fool, she laughed instead And smiled a rainbow overhead. ~ Anonymous
  • The fool is always beginning to live. ~ Proverb
  • Fools build houses, and wise men buy them. ~ English Proverb
  • Every fool finds a greater one to admire them. ~ Bioleau
  • Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. ~ Euripides
  • You grow up the day you have your first real laugh — at yourself. ~ Ethel Barrymore
  • Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness. ~ Anonymous

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