Limericks

A limerick is a kind of a witty, humorous, or nonsense poem, especially one in five-line anapestic or amphibrachic meter with a strict rhyme scheme (AABBA), which is sometimes obscene with humorous intent.

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Happy Father's Day
Happy Father's day, dad Thank you son, but it's just a fad No, it's not a fad It's your day dad To finally do some 'good' and make me glad.
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Fathers Day, Thank You Son, Happy Fathers, Limiricks for Children

Holiday in India
There was a Canadian called Clun Who wanted to bask in the sun He came to India for a month Along with his wife and dog Grun And the three had a lot of fun.
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Canadian, Bask, India, Wife, Dog, Limiricks For Children

My Favourite Coat
Last year in December Mummy bought me a coat, I remember It was very warm and snuggly I loved it and kept it properly and this year I will take it out in November.
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December, Mummy, Coat, Remember, Very Warm, Snuggly, November

Signs of Autumn
As I got out of the house one morning Numerous leaves came towards me storming For a moment I wondered And then I remembered That autumn wind was forming.
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House, Numerous, Towards, Storming, Moment, Autumn, Wind

Spring Time
I wait for the Spring To plan my trip to Sindh When new leaves bloom And crops will be harvested soon And then there will be summer mornings.
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Spring, Plan My Trip, Sindh, Bloom, Crops, Harvested, Summer Mornings

One Day
Once in the month of September I was walking home with mother When suddenly we saw A local guardian of the law Floating past us like a feather.
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Month Of September, Walking Home, Mother, Suddenly, Local Guardian, Law Floating, Feather

Totally Unexpected
A girl and a boy In search of an expensive toy Went to all the well-known stores When, suddenly it began to pour And they chanted - Ahoy! Ahoy!
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Girl, Boy, Expensive Toy, Well-known Stores, Suddenly, Chanted

Bathing my Dog
Once there was a boy called Daniel who got himself a brand new Spaniel Deciding to give him a rub He leashed and got him into the tub But instead the spaniel landed up bathing Daniel.
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Daniel, Spaniel Deciding, Rub, Leashed, Tub, Landed Up

Little Gummy Fingers
My three year old son Once gave me a bottle of gum Said he wanted to stick Pictures of mummy, daddy and Hrithik But landed up sticking his bum.
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Three Year Old, Son, Bottle Of Gum, Stick Pictures, Mummy, Daddy, Hrithik, Landed Up

Naughty Worms
One two, one two marched little worms They rested under the bushes turn by turn When the Colonel began to count The hidden worms sprinted out of the mound For no one wanted a spanking on their bum.
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Little Worms, Bushes, Colonel, Hidden Worms, Bum

 

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