What is aflockalypse?

Apparently biologists are still trying to figure out the cause of the massive bird deaths on New Year’s eve, along with the unusual deaths of other wildlife species, but are ruling out any biblical or environmental issues (so then what is the real cause people). The term being applied to this strange event now is an “Aflockalypse”.

Other weird deaths surrounding wildlife includes 150 tons of red tilapia in Vietnam, and 40,000 crabs in Britain all dying. I’m not sure but all these things seem too coincidental and could be caused by something environmental for real. Some experts are saying that the bird deaths should not be seen as anything alarming, as mass die-off all the time. Are you kidding me? Thousands of black birds suddenly fall from the sky dead and I’m not supposed to worry but instead say “oh, that happens all the time”, no need to panic”. Seems to me these “experts” have no idea what’s going on and cannot find a clear answer. Here are two conspiracy theories circling around the internet:

1. The strange deaths are a sign that the world is coming to an end.

2. Scientists are at it again, working on some strange chemicals and are testing it in the environment causing the massive deaths of wildlife around the world.

I still think it’s an environmental issue, number two has me thinking though. What do you guys think?