- Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta. GF - Kyon! Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain. GF - Kaun hai! Santa - Meri bibi aur baache. [SMS JOKES]
- Santa & Lion How can a Santa kill a Lion? Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me." [SMS JOKES]
- Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said "April fool". I have pass. [SMS JOKES]
- Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents. [SMS JOKES]
- Drop the Baby Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did. [SMS JOKES]
- A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? B'coz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever you go out network follows. [SMS JOKES]
- Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...! [SMS JOKES]
- GREAT TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…! [SMS JOKES]
- What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH! [SMS JOKES]
- HUMANS fall in love, that's normal...........COWS eat grass, that's ok........BUT when........MONKEYS can press mobile keypads! INCREDIBLE!.....STILL PRESSIN! UNBELIEVABLE! [SMS JOKES]
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Fruits? They seem to move!
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Boy: Kaash in hasinaaon kay baap mar jayen, bahaana gam kaa hota, hum unke ghar to jate.
His Friend: Aai murkh tere liye yeh bolna bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi haseena kaa baap hoga!
Sandeep
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For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late.
Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson's arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased, and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into the corridor.
Finally, precisely at ten, Johnson showed up, clothes dusty and torn, his face scratched and bruised, his glasses bent. He limped painfully to the time clock, punched in, and said, aware that all eyes were upon him, "I tripped and rolled down two flights of stairs in the subway. Nearly killed myself."
And the boss said, "And to roll down two flights of stairs took you a whole hour?"
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Boy: I heard you are getting married?
Girl: Yeahhaa!
Boy: But you love me?
Girl: Yes, but loving doesn’t mean I will marry with you….
Boy: Oh oo o ook……… then let me invite you to meet my wife and four kids!
Sandeep
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[535] |
Consequences of American life style:
The wife rushed into house screaming to her husband,
Darling, Come quick! Your kids and my kids are beating our kids.
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Teacher: is line ki English banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done Dana Dan done Dana Dan....
Ranjit Gadhvi :: ranjit_gadhvi_1194@yahoo.co.in
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Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said I'm 1 year elder to you......
Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, I'll marry you NEXT YEAR.
Sandeep Sangwan
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Sandeep
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