Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta. GF - Kyon! Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain. GF - Kaun hai! Santa - Meri bibi aur baache. [SMS JOKES]
Santa & Lion How can a Santa kill a Lion? Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me." [SMS JOKES]
Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said "April fool". I have pass. [SMS JOKES]
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents. [SMS JOKES]
Drop the Baby Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did. [SMS JOKES]
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? B'coz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever you go out network follows. [SMS JOKES]
Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...! [SMS JOKES]
GREAT TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…! [SMS JOKES]
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH! [SMS JOKES]
HUMANS fall in love, that's normal...........COWS eat grass, that's ok........BUT when........MONKEYS can press mobile keypads! INCREDIBLE!.....STILL PRESSIN! UNBELIEVABLE! [SMS JOKES]
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?" One Student: "Because George still had the axe in his hand.
Piyush Bhatnagar
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Bring your mouse pointer on this flash object, and use right click.
Now select 'Play' option.
Sidharth Chaudhry :: sidharth@techmahindra.com
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The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?" The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge."
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A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he was looking at the things she had purchased.
He found a package of panty hose and began to sound out the words "Queen Size".
He then turned to his grandmother and exclaimed, "Look Grandma, you wear the same size as our bed!
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A six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair.
"Don't be angry," the mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts."
A short while later, there's more crying, and the mother goes to investigate.
This time the sister is bawling and her brother says, "Now she knows.
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Sehwag's wife wants him to go to the market, but Sehwag is afraid to venture out in public. He feels people will go after him for his dismal performance on the field with the willow. So he does go to the market dressed as a woman. There, a beautiful woman comes up to him and says, "Kya Sehwag, kaise ho?" Surprised Sehwag asks, "How do you know? The woman says, "Pehchana nahin? Mein Sachin!"
