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Teacher: "Hello boys, Remember !!! Nothing is impossible.
One of the 20 Students: Ok Sir, You please take out all the toothpaste and put it back into the tube again.

Piyush Bhatnagar

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[425]

It was the first day of school. As the principal made his rounds, he heard a terrible commotion coming from one of the classrooms.
He rushed in and spotted one boy, taller than the others, who seemed to be making the most noise.
He seized the lad, dragged him to the hall, and told him to wait there until he was excused.
Returning to the classroom, the principal restored order and lectured the class for half an hour about the importance of good behavior.
"Now," he said, "are there any questions?"
One girl stood up timidly. "Please sir," she asked, "May we have our teacher back?

Amit Pahuja

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Sehwag's wife wants him to go to the market, but Sehwag is afraid to venture out in public.
He feels people will go after him for his dismal performance on the field with the willow.
So he does go to the market dressed as a woman.
There, a beautiful woman comes up to him and says, "Kya Sehwag, kaise ho?"
Surprised Sehwag asks, "How do you know?
The woman says, "Pehchana nahin? Mein Sachin!"

[427]

A six-year-old comes crying to his mother because his little sister pulled his hair.

"Don't be angry," the mother says, "Your little sister doesn't realize that pulling hair hurts."

A short while later, there's more crying, and the mother goes to investigate.

This time the sister is bawling and her brother says, "Now she knows.

[428]

A little boy went to the store with his grandmother and on the way home, he was looking at the things she had purchased.

He found a package of panty hose and began to sound out the words "Queen Size".

He then turned to his grandmother and exclaimed, "Look Grandma, you wear the same size as our bed!

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Ashok Tanwar :: ashok_1453@yahoo.com

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