- Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta. GF - Kyon! Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain. GF - Kaun hai! Santa - Meri bibi aur baache. [SMS JOKES]
- Santa & Lion How can a Santa kill a Lion? Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me." [SMS JOKES]
- Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said "April fool". I have pass. [SMS JOKES]
- Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents. [SMS JOKES]
- Drop the Baby Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did. [SMS JOKES]
- A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? B'coz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever you go out network follows. [SMS JOKES]
- Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...! [SMS JOKES]
- GREAT TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…! [SMS JOKES]
- What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH! [SMS JOKES]
- HUMANS fall in love, that's normal...........COWS eat grass, that's ok........BUT when........MONKEYS can press mobile keypads! INCREDIBLE!.....STILL PRESSIN! UNBELIEVABLE! [SMS JOKES]
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A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it--only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams".
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Customer: Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi howa?
Hotel Wala: Sir khana to 3 din pehlay se tayyar hai bas gharam ho raha hai.
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Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab.
Local santas have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more...
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Santa Singh: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Doctor: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Santa Singh: Phone karte waqt.
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Sidharth Chaudhary :: sidharth@TechMahindra.com
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A creative ad by Mini Cooper placed at the Zurich, Switzerland train station, shows people climbing into or out of the car, when they are actually entering or exiting stairs.
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Lady Dr.: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade hokar auraton ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Circuit: Bai ji aapichh wahan likhe na - Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am.
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• Activities, History, Quiz
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