- Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta. GF - Kyon! Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain. GF - Kaun hai! Santa - Meri bibi aur baache. [SMS JOKES]
- Santa & Lion How can a Santa kill a Lion? Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me." [SMS JOKES]
- Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said "April fool". I have pass. [SMS JOKES]
- Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents. [SMS JOKES]
- Drop the Baby Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did. [SMS JOKES]
- A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? B'coz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever you go out network follows. [SMS JOKES]
- Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...! [SMS JOKES]
- GREAT TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…! [SMS JOKES]
- What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH! [SMS JOKES]
- HUMANS fall in love, that's normal...........COWS eat grass, that's ok........BUT when........MONKEYS can press mobile keypads! INCREDIBLE!.....STILL PRESSIN! UNBELIEVABLE! [SMS JOKES]
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This is how the lucky day begins!
Amarjeet Malik
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Once there was a very rich man. He called everybody and told them that he had kept a swimingpool full of insects and crocodiles. He said that who ever swim through it will get one of these:
1)My dahughter
2)Lot of gold
3)He will be my business partner
A man from the crowd jumped inside the pool and came out from the other side. The rich man asked him what do you want.
1)My dahughter
2)Lot of gold
3)want to be my business partner?
He said - "you only tell me who pushed me inside?"
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Customer: What makes the car jerk so when I first put it into gear?
Used-car Salesman: Eagerness to get away, sir - nothing more.
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Son: Come on, Dad. Buy a new car.
Dad: Wait until I've had a ride in the old one first, will you?
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A little girl came into a grocery store and said: "My mommy told me to tell you that we found a dead fly in the raisin bread."
Grocer: "All right, tell you what'll do-bring me in the fly and I'll give you a raisin."
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If a lion were stalking you, what steps would you take?
The longest step I could!
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How do they estimate the population of a Swiss village?
They count the echoes and divide them by the numbers of mountains.
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Tourist: I've come here for winters.
Californian: Well, you've come to the wrong place. There's no winter here.
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You’d better go a little slower - you’re doing 70 miles an hour.
Imagine that! And I only learned how to drive yesterday!
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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
Why do you do that, mommy? he asked.
To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?
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• Thanksgiving Day Coloringbook
• Thanksgiving Day Festival
• Thanksgiving Day Greetings
• Short Poems for children
• Thanksgiving Sayings
• When is Thanksgiving Day
• Activities, History, Quiz
• First Thanksgiving
• Thanksgiving Feast, Art & Craft Ideas, Gift Ideas
• Blessings
• Calendar, Continental Congress National Thanksgiving Proclamations, Thanksgiving Turkey Presidential Pardon
• 1777 Thanksgiving Proclamation, 1778 Thanksgiving Proclamation, Prayers, Catholic Thanksgiving Prayer, Family Thanksgiving Prayer
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