- Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta. GF - Kyon! Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain. GF - Kaun hai! Santa - Meri bibi aur baache. [SMS JOKES]
- Santa & Lion How can a Santa kill a Lion? Santa thinks & thinks hard... & comes to a conclusion: "I'll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me." [SMS JOKES]
- Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said "April fool". I have pass. [SMS JOKES]
- Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents. [SMS JOKES]
- Drop the Baby Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did. [SMS JOKES]
- A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? B'coz her husband is HUTCH DEALER.... wherever you go out network follows. [SMS JOKES]
- Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha? Kyon? Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...! [SMS JOKES]
- GREAT TUSI bade hi gr8 ho, RASGULLE ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho, SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho, KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…! [SMS JOKES]
- What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels. And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH! [SMS JOKES]
- HUMANS fall in love, that's normal...........COWS eat grass, that's ok........BUT when........MONKEYS can press mobile keypads! INCREDIBLE!.....STILL PRESSIN! UNBELIEVABLE! [SMS JOKES]
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Does your wife know how to park a car?
Well, she doesn’t exactly park a car she abandons it.
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A woman - complaining to her neighbour that her husband always came late from office, no matter how she tried to stop him.
Neighbour - "Take my advice," do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o' clock in the morning, and from my bed, I called out: "Is that you Ram?" and that cured him.
A woman - "cured him! But how?"
Neighbour - "you see, his name is Sham.
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We always hold hands.
If I let go, she shops.
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A Chinese man went into a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he was amazed to see that he was sitting next to the famous Hollywood director, Steven Spielberg. After finishing his beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him. Suddenly, the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious punch from the director.
Picking himself up, he yelled, "What the hell was that for?"
The director ranted, "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, you *@!:(**@!!*+! My dad perished in that bombing!"
"I am not Japanese, you stupid **~@!?*! I am Chinese!"
"Yeah, yeah, yeah...Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, you are all the same," retorted Spielberg.
Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a mighty punch to the director, sending him flat to the floor.
"What was that for?" exclaimed the director.
"That's for sinking the Titanic! I had ancestors on that ship!" the Chinese said.
"You ignorant chink! The Titanic sank because of an iceberg!" shouted the director.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah...Iceberg, Carlsberg, Spielberg,...you are all the same!
Shailender Singh
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Nun having Fun!
Sanjay Trehan
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[246] |
Sidharth Chaudhry :: sidharth@techmahindra.com
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John McPherson's Halloween Gag - 2
Amarjeet Malik
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WOW - So Rare!
Siddharath Choudhary :: B.E. Comp. II Year, Yamuna Nagar, Haryana, India [bazooka23in@hotmail.com]
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Police: Yesterday night the thiefs stole the car, fridge, jewellery's, money,... but why not tv?
Santa Singh: How could they take the tv when I was watching it.
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Big Guys Use Big
Siddharath Choudhary :: B.E. Comp. II Year, Yamuna Nagar, Haryana, India [bazooka23in@hotmail.com]
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• Thanksgiving Day Coloringbook
• Thanksgiving Day Festival
• Thanksgiving Day Greetings
• Short Poems for children
• Thanksgiving Sayings
• When is Thanksgiving Day
• Activities, History, Quiz
• First Thanksgiving
• Thanksgiving Feast, Art & Craft Ideas, Gift Ideas
• Blessings
• Calendar, Continental Congress National Thanksgiving Proclamations, Thanksgiving Turkey Presidential Pardon
• 1777 Thanksgiving Proclamation, 1778 Thanksgiving Proclamation, Prayers, Catholic Thanksgiving Prayer, Family Thanksgiving Prayer
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