[101]

Father: Why did you fail in the annual exams?
Son: Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything.

[102]

What did the Zero say to the Eight?
Nice Belt

[103]

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil ?till I get there

[104]

A little boy comes down for breakfast and his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," says the little boy.

His mother tells him that until he completes them, he won't be getting any breakfast.

Well, he's a little angry, so he goes to feed the chickens and kicks one. He goes to feed the cows, and kicks a cow as well. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat half way across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile and says, "Are you going to tell him, or shall I?"

[105]

One day this man was outside mowing the lawn.

He looks across the street to see his blonde neighbor go over to her mailbox, look in, then angrily slam it shut again.

This happens about three times, then the man says:

"Hey, why do you keep checking your mailbox?"

"Well, my freakin computer keeps saying I Got Mail!"

[106]

when ur life is in darkness pray to god, ask him to free u from darkness. if after u prayed u r still in darkness pls pay ur electricity bill!!!!!!!!!

[107]

I see the baby's nose is running again," said a worried father.

"For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Can't you think of anything other than horse racing?"

[108]

Visiting kindergarten

Little Tommy's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board. The label clearly read, "The 10 Most Wanted."

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

"Yes," said the policeman, "the detectives want him very badly."

So Little Tommy asked, while tugging on the man's belt, "Um, mister, why didn't you keep them when you took their pictures?"

[109]

A young boy's confession: When I was young, I used to pray for a bike,
then I realised that God does not work that way,
so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

[110]

142857 is a cyclic number - its digits always appear in the same order but will rotate around when multiplied by any number from 1 to 6:

142857 x 1 = 142857
142857 x 2 = 285714
142857 x 3 = 428571
142857 x 4 = 571428
142857 x 5 = 714285
142857 x 6 = 857142

Pretty cool, huh? Now multiply 142857 by 7.

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