Kids Jokes
Kids Jokes are based on conversations between kids and their parents and other people like doctors, uncles and lawyers.
Question: In which battle did Tipu Sultan die?
Answer: His last battle!
Question: Where was the declaration of independence signed?
Answer: At the bottom of the page!
Question: What's the main reason for Divorce?
Answer: Marriage!
Question: river Ganges flows in which state?
Answer: Liquid state!
Question: When was Mahatma Gandhi born?
Answer: On his birthday!
Question: How will u distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people?
Answer: By preparing mango shake....
Harman Malik
Tags: Tipu Sultan, Declaration of independence, Main reason for Divorce, River Ganges, Mahatma Gandhi, Mangoes
Pissing In Pool
Hereafter your son should not come to my house for swimming...
But why...?
He pees into the swimming pool!
Come on.. please do not be so harsh - many children do so.
Yes, many children do so - but not from the diving board!
Mystery Seeker
Tags: House swimming Pool, Pissing in Pool, Children, Diving board
Did you hear about the snail who couldn't tell the truth?
He was an invertebrate liar.
Phil Medlow
Tags: Snail, Truth, Invertebrate liar
Waiter - Waiter I'm in a hurry will my pizza be long ?
No Sir - it will be round.
halima rehman
Tags: Pizza, Waiter, Round
The aeroplane was so old that it has an outside toilet in it.
vivek
Tags: Aeroplane, Toilet
Wedding and kids
At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.
The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests. When asked afterward why he behaved so badly, he explained, "I was just trying to be a good ring bear."
Amarjeet Malik
Tags: Good ring bear, Wedding, Kids, Flower girl, Aisle, Guest
Telephone Call
A traveler decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to China. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call".
The traveler, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for. The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
The traveler thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Japan. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in china and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was. She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. "O.K., thank you," said the traveler.
He then traveled to Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Russia, Germany and France. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.
The traveler, upon leaving decided to travel to up to India to see if Indians had the same phone.
He arrived in Kerala, the southern state in India, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "One Rupee per call."
The traveler was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign. "Father, I've traveled all over World and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the countries I have visited the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?" The priest smiled and answered,
"Son, you're in God's own country now, it's a local call"
Tags: Telephone Call, Traveler, Churches, Trip To China, Plane Ticket, Golden Telephone, Cathedral, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Russia, Germany And France, Kerala, Southern State In India, One Rupee Per Call, Gods Own Country Now, Local Call
Once all the scientists die and go to heaven. They decide to play hide-n-seek
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den... He is supposed to count upto 100... and then start searching...
Everyone starts hiding except Newton...
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein.
Einstein's counting 1,2,3...... 97, 98, 99..... 100... ..... He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front...
Einstein says "newton's out..newton's out..."
Newton denies and says "I am not out.. I am not Newton..."
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not
Newton.
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared.....
That makes me Newton per meter squared.... since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal,
Therefore Pascal is OUT.......!
Sanjiv Sharma
Tags: Hide-n-seek Jokes, Einstein Jokes, Newton Jokes, Pascal Jokes, Scientists Jokes
Church Minister: Do you say a little prayer before you sit down to eat your meals?
Little Boy: There’s no need for that, my mum’s a great cook!
Tags: Great Cook Jokes, Church Minister, Little Prayer Before Meal
A guide was showing an old lady round a zoo.
"Here we have a native of Australia," he said, taking her to the kangaroo's cage.
"Goodness," the old lady replied in shock. "My grand-daughter's married one of those!"
Tags: Guide Jokes, Old Lady Jokes, Zoo Jokes
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