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Hindi Jokes 2

Harman Malik
Tags: Marriage, Husband, Wife, Teacher Student
 


Teacher: Dronacharya ne Eklavya se angootha kyon manga?

Student (kuchh soch kar): Sir! Taki woh kabhi SMS na kar sake...

Waseem Akram
Tags: Dronacharya, Eklavya, SMS
 


A child Never seen his Hips. One Day his teacher hit him hard on his hips. Child come back to home & saw in tha mirror & said "Kamini ne 2 tukry ker diye..!"
Tags: Teacher Student Jokes, Elephant Jokes, Doctor Jokes, Police Jokes, Other Jokes, Santa Banta, Student Teacher, Kids Jokes, Student Teacher Jokes In Our Jokes, More Classroom Jokes
 


Lady Teacher: Bilee key itney sarey bachey kun hotey hain?
Student: Miss agar aap bhi kaprey utar kar bahir ghoomain to aap key us sey bhi ziada hoongey.
Tags: Teacher Joke, Indian Jokes, Good Indian Jokes, Best Jokes, Hindi Jokes, Female Teacher Joke
 


Teacher: Make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times.
Santa: Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara and she becomes Lara Lara.

Ranjit Gadhvi
Tags: Santa Jokes, Teacher Jokes, Lara Dutta Joke For Indian, Indian Hindi Jokes, Brian Lara Jokes
 


Teacher: is line ki English banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done Dana Dan done Dana Dan....

Ranjit Gadhvi
Tags: Santa Jokes, Teacher Jokes, Funny Indian Hindi Jokes, Joke About Teacher
 


Santa Singh is the english teacher in a school. He is very well known as all his students do very well in exams.
Santa Singh: "Bolo bachchon GADHA"
Students (in chorus): "GADHA "
Santa Singh: "Bolo bachchon GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA"
Students(in chorus): "GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA "
Santa Singh: "Bolo bachchon GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAIN"
Students(in chorus): "GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAIN"
Santa Singh: "Bolo bachchon GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA, GADHE KE PWECHHE MAIN AUR MERE PEECHHE SAARA DESH "
Students(in chorus): "GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE MAIN AUR MERE PEECHHE SAARA DESH"
By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Santa Singh teaching the students. He is supposed to be taking an english class and what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH .
The principle too is shocked, Santa Singh the famous english teacher doing this. He immediately sends for for Santa Singh.
Principal: " Santa singh ji what nonsense are you telling these students, GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE GADHA, GADHE KE PEECHHE MAIN AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH".
Santa Singh: "Yes I was saying all this in class, but I was only teaching the students the spellings of ASSASSINATION."
ASS ASS I Nation
Tags: Santa As Teacher Jokes, Santa And Student Jokes, Santa As Teacher, Teacher Principal Jokes, Gadha, Hindi Jokes, Sardar Fummy Sms
 


Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
Tags: Student-teacher Jokes For Indians, Student-teacher Hindi Jokes Student-teacher Related Humor, Student-teacher Jokes For Indians
 


Teacher to Student: A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example.
Student: I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I Love Your Daughter.

Sanjeev Kumar
Tags: Teacher, Student
 


 

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