Here is a collection of indian jokes to refresh your mind and lighten your mood.
Santa died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gates
Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:
1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T".
2. How many seconds are there in a year?
Santa thought for a few minutes and answered...
1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.
Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow, even though it's not the answer I expected, so your answer is correct. But how did you get only 12 seconds in a year?"
Santa replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc...."
Saint Peter lets him in without another word
ONE FINE DAY A GIRL PROPOSED TO SANTA....... BUT SANTA EXCUSED HIMSELF SIMPLY SAYING THAT IN OUR FAMILY,
WE MARRY ONLY OUR RELATIVES..
MY MOM MARRIED MY DAD,
MY BROTHER MARRIED MY BHABHI ,
MY UNCLE MARRIED MY AUNT AND SO ON.
SO PLEASE EXCUSE ME!
Once Santa was going to his office. On the way he slipped on a banana peel and was badly hurt.
Next day, on his way to the office, he noticed another banana peel and slipped on it again.
After two days, he noticed two banana peels and exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai"!
Santa was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle.
A friend of his asked why he did so?"
It's doubly interesting", said Santa. "To start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning...
Once upon a time, Santa saw a boy who wore his cap in the reverse direction.
This really hassled the social nature of Santa and then he also decided to wear his pagari in the reverse direction .
While he was on his way to his office Banta saw him and asked "Santa aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho".
Santa Banta went into a pub and after ordering two beers took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started to eat them.
"You can't eat your own sandwiches in here," complained the pub-owner.
So the two swapped (exchanged) their sandwiches.
Q:) Why does a Santa bring a binocular to his own marriage?
A:) To see his far off relatives.
Santa to Sunita: "I want to marry you"
Sunita: "But I am one year elder to you."
Santa: "No Problem, then I will marry you next year."