Hansi Ka Khazana 4
Achhe Din Aayenge!
Modi wins with a thundering majority.--and-- a poor village in Benaras gets electricity...
All the villagers were dancing with joy...
A dog was seen dancing along with them...
Seeing the dog dancing, a villager asked him...
'Why r u dancing?'
The Doggie replied, 'bijli aayegi to khambe bhi lagenge na!'..
Sabke acche din aane wale hain...
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Gudgudi Hindi Joke 2
"Help.... the Titanic is going to sink...."
Everybody in the ship is shouting, crying, running or praying to God...
Just then an Italian asks Santa in the ship.
Italian: How far is land, from here?
Santa: Two miles .
Italian: Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
I have got the experience of swimming even more.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and comes up to the surface to ask something again.
Italian: Just tell me which side, is land two miles from here ?
Santa: Downwards... !