Sms Jokes

Sms Joke 61

e kaash kahin aisa hota ki do dil hote seene main
ek toot bhi jaata ishq mein to taklif na hoti jeene mein.

Sms Joke 62

Samney hai jo use log bura kehte hain,
Jisko dekha hi nahi usko khuda kehtey hain!

Sms Joke 63

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

Sms Joke 64

Baithe baithe kamre main kar rahi thi press
Teri yaad aayi to jal gayi dress……….!

Sms Joke 65

Life is like Math.
Friend’s ko plus karo, Dushman ko minus karo,
Khushioon ko multiply karo, Gham ko divide karo,
aur hum ko yaad karo…..

Sms Joke 66

Dil main basa hain pyaar tera,
Aankhoon main basee hain tasweer teri,
Jab bhi aatee hain yaad teri,
Main dekhta hoon.

Sms Joke 67

Jo assani se mile wo hai gum,
Jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,
Jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai pyaar,
Jo naseeb waloo ko mile wo hai mera SMS!!!

Sms Joke 68

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

Sms Joke 69

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
Gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
Tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
Tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

Sms Joke 70

A Friendship is Sweet when it’s NEW,
It’s Sweeter when its TRUE,
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like YOU.