Sms Jokes

April Fool

Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.

He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said “April fool”.

I have pass.

Sms Joke 3

Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?

Kyon?

Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa…!

Sms Joke 4

Drop the Baby

Why did you drop the baby?

Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.

Sms Joke 5

Santa & Lion

How can a Santa kill a Lion?

Santa thinks & thinks hard… & comes to a conclusion: “I’ll drink Poison.. & let the Lion eat me.”

Sms Joke 6

HAVA

Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain,
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain…

Sms Joke 7

GREAT

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

Sms Joke 8

MANDIR

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon…

Sms Joke 9

A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?

B’coz her husband is HUTCH DEALER…. wherever you go out network follows.

Sms Joke 10

Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents.