Tuesday , 27 October 2020

# Children’s Jokes

#### Children’s Joke 21

Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?
Use a pencil ?till I get there

#### Children’s Joke 22

One day this man was outside mowing the lawn.

He looks across the street to see his blonde neighbor go over to her mailbox, look in, then angrily slam it shut again.

This happens about three times, then the man says:

“Hey, why do you keep checking your mailbox?”

“Well, my freakin computer keeps saying I Got Mail!”

#### Children’s Joke 23

when ur life is in darkness pray to god, ask him to free u from darkness. if after u prayed u r still in darkness pls pay ur electricity bill!!!!!!!!!

#### Children’s Joke 24

One day an elephant was injured in a trajic accident.

Once the elephant was at the hospital the doctors found out that the elephant was losing a lot of blood.

The news went out of the hospital all the way to a western jungle. A friend of the elephant a bug heard the news and rushed to the hospital.

A doctor asked the puny little bug why he was at the hospital. The bug replied that the elephant was his friend and said that he was here to donate blood to the suffering elephant!

#### Children’s Joke 25

142857 is a cyclic number – its digits always appear in the same order but will rotate around when multiplied by any number from 1 to 6:

142857 x 1 = 142857
142857 x 2 = 285714
142857 x 3 = 428571
142857 x 4 = 571428
142857 x 5 = 714285
142857 x 6 = 857142

Pretty cool, huh? Now multiply 142857 by 7.

#### Children’s Joke 26

Diffrence b/w BOY & GIRL

How a BOY withdraws cash from an ATM:

1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away

How a GIRL withdraws cash from an ATM:

1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrake
25. Drive on.

#### Children’s Joke 27

I see the baby’s nose is running again,” said a worried father.

“For goodness sake!” snapped his wife. “Can’t you think of anything other than horse racing?”

#### Children’s Joke 28

Visiting kindergarten

Little Tommy’s kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station. There they saw pictures tacked to a big bulletin board. The label clearly read, “The 10 Most Wanted.”

One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person.

“Yes,” said the policeman, “the detectives want him very badly.”

So Little Tommy asked, while tugging on the man’s belt, “Um, mister, why didn’t you keep them when you took their pictures?”

#### Children’s Joke 29

One day an elephant was injured in a tragic accident. Once the elephant was at the hospital the doctors found out that the elephant was losing a lot of blood.

The news went out of the hospital all the way to a western jungle. A friend of the elephant a bug heard the news and rushed to the hospital.

A doctor asked the puny little bug why he was at the hospital. The bug replied that the elephant was his friend and said that he was here to donate blood to the suffering elephant!

#### Children’s Joke 30

Q: Why don’t sharks eat clowns?
A: Because they taste funny.

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