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 The Dog StoryNever love your company, love your job, you never know when your company stops loving you.
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Printable Version Chemistry of LoveNaa ye CHEMISTRY hoti, na main STUDENT hota Na woh LAB hoti, na woh LOVE ACCIDENT hota ... Deepesh Singh
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 Happy New Year In Different LanguagesWe have brought you a list of how to wish 'Happy New Year'
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 Sydney Whipped OceanFreak display of nature at Yamba Sidharth Chaudhary
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 There's Nothing Rajni Can'tUnique styles of Rajnikant Sidharth Chaudhary
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 20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-TreatersGive away something other than candy, like Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc...
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 Potential New Risk from Mobile PhonesPlease use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it will affect brain directly.
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 English to be an official language of EuropeThe European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union Sidharth Chaudhary
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 Never Marry a mobile girlThis is a serious warning to all bachelor. Read it carefully.
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 Proud to be indianSalary and Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)
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 Chinese Proverb About MoneyAncient chinese Proverbs are having lots of meanings which suites on practicle life of man kind.
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 Company memoThis is a serious letter for serious people. Don't take it otherwise. mitrajit pandey
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 India's integrity in diversityOne Haryanavi, Two Bihari, Three Begalis, Four Tamilians... Raja Upadhya
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| Men Vs Women Allow her body to switch with mine for a day... Sunil Ratan
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| How business is done!!! Laloo: I have a husband for your daughter...
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 How Big We AreAntares is the 15th brightest star in the sky, it is more than 1000 light years away... Sandeep Pal
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| Mechanic and Doctor I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work?
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| Fake Friends & Real Friends Real Friends walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" Sanjeev Kumar
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 My Future PlanAn "eccentric",- SOLID GOLD- LAPTOP P IX. 20. 2G. RAM 5 G. 20" LCD. Mouse pad and keyboard made of authentic ELEPHANT IVORY, Diamonds all around the laptop... Sunil Ratan
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| Bollywood love letter Tell me Hum Aapke Hain Kaun
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| The Gender of Computer Male or Female Rajinder Kumar
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| Which one is better Former or Later one...? Dad used to give us a measly Rs. 20/- per month, in that we were not only able to eat stomachs fill, but we were able to save too... Amar Shukla
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| Something For Laughing Tere coke me mera bachcha hai... Sunil Ratan
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| Lage raho Munna Bhai Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi, Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.... Mitrajit Pandey
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| Professional Courses IIT - Islamic Institute of Terrorism. Asim Mehra
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| Innovative Ideas to commit suicide! Rules for made for fools... Mitrajit Pandey
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| Love Letter of a Software Professional Your smile is so delightful, it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power... Sunil Ratan
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| Husband Store A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men... Veeren Dedhia
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| Laloo Yadav and Piglet Main Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon aur maine soowar-ka bachcha ko maar dala hoon... Ashutosh
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| Faithful Rabri Rabri, uss raat hum doctor ke ghar gayee aur sasure ne aapka operation free me kar diya... Sunil Prakash
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| KBC with Santa Singh! Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan... Sanjiv Kumar Sharma
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| Jokes Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: 'I luv u sister'... Sunil Prakash
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| Don't Flush Everything is big in Texas... Ranjit Gadhvi
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| Bollywood Stars Pictures Bollywood childhood pictures of Bollywood Stars like Hrithik Roshan, Rani Mukharjee, Kareena Kapoor, Sunny Deol, Bobby Deol, Aamir Khan, Vikas Tiwari
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| Logic How is your MBA preparation?... Sunil Prakash
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| Funny Save water, Shower with your girl friend... Amar Shukla
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| WC - Importance Some interest to you that my daughter was married in the WC as it was there that she met her husband... Surpal Deora
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| Some Cooool Quotes Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. Sandeep
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| Cool Replies The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order." The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda... Sunil Ratan
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| Two Americans in 2020 Narayana Murthy visited White House and donated Rs. 2000/- for infrastructure development... Khushbu Nanavati
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| Love Because of Chemistry Wo bole, Hosh main aao, Pahchano apni Auqat, Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi Gold ke saath... Mitrajit Pandey
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| Message from Mumbaikars to Terrorists We are not Hindus and Muslims or Gujaratis and Marathis or Punjabis and Bengaliies... Nirmal Singh
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| Notable Sayings of George W. Bush It's time for the human race to enter the solar system... Sanjay Khatter
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| Shayari from Fanaa Tere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaaye, Tere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho jaayea... Arun Singh
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| Psychotherapist Psycho the rapist... Sunil Ratan
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| Film Star in Call Centre Ajit: Mona darling, tumne hamein call kyun kiya... Arun Singh
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| Kaun Banega Crorepati Enjoy this episode of Kaun Banega Crorepati with Santa Banta... Vipull Sayal
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| Effort is Important The owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars... Anil Yadav
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| Lear Meanings... Divorce: Future tense of marriage... Maninder Singh
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| How to Catch the Lion Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion... Sandeep Sangwan
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| INDIAN AIRLINES To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve Complimentary DHARU and vada paavw... Rajian
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| Lion or Monkey I know you are the king of the jungle but did you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa... Ashutosh
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| Dear Mr. Bill Gates Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat... Nirmal Singh
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| Famous Cricketer Steve Waugh, Rahul Dravid, Anil Kumble, Ajit Agarkar, Virender Sehwag... Sandeep Sangwan
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| Modern Geeta Rule Error hi jiwan ka satya hai, aaj bhi hai, or hamesha rahega... Sandeep Sangwan
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| Main Emraan Hashmi Banana Chahta Hun!!! In the film industry, profit line always go upwards.... Sandeep Sangwan
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| Five Important Lessons The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab... Sanjay Issar
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| Secrets of Love Touch is one of the most powerful expressions of love, breaking down barriers and bonding relationships... Sunil Ratan
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| Pictures Why you don't publish your picture on the internet... Amarjeet Malik
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| Three Things Three things in life that are most valuable - Love, Self-confidence, Friends. Sunil Ratan
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| IAS Interview Answers It will Wet or Sink as simple as that... Mitrajit Pande
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| Dear Dad Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself... Mitrajit Pandey
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| Ride at Cedar Point Roller coster Amarjeet Malik
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| Jab main chhota bachha tha... Sar se patthar todta tha, Basketball se khelta tha, Comodo Dragon pe ghumta tha, Dolphin ke saath tairta tha... Pradeep Singh
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| How to Impress a Man or a Woman To Impress a woman - Hold her, Spend money on her, Wine and dine her, Buy things for her... Arun Singh
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| Pappu Pass Ho Gaya My Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time... Sunil Prakash
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| Laloo Facts Laloos family planning policy - Don't have more than two children in one year... Deepak Das
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| Fundu Definitions Doctor - A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills... Nirmal Singh
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| Office Boy If you don't have an email that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job... Sunil Ratan
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| Na Dekha Na Suna Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data to Bill Gates - in Microsoft Corporation, USA... Tamanna Punwani
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| How to tell the gender of a Fly Her husband stalking around with a fly swatter... Sunil Ratan
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| The Coffee If Life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups... Sanjiv Sharma
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| Funny One Liners If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends... Sunil Ratan
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| Food As Medicine Diarrhea, Ulcers, Lung Cancer, Breast Cancer, Bladder Infaction, Arthritis, Asthma, Insomnia, Headache... Sunil Ratan
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| Two Friends Do not value the THINGS you have in your life. But value WHO you have in your life... Nirmal Singh
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| Dubious Awards Awards goes to Amitabh Bachchan, Shah Rukh Khan, Vivek Oberoi, Aamir Khan and Kareena Kapoor... Dr. Rajeev Tyagi
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| Classic Affairs I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother... Ronald Roy
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| Coloured When you scared, you Yellow, When you sick, you Green... Sunil Ratan
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| Poetic Resignation Keep on jumping companies to get more and more and more... Ashutosh
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| The Pear Tree Don't judge a life by one difficult season. Don't let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest... Sunil Ratan
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| The Problems with Girls If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN; If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS... Sunil Ratan
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| Newton Committed Suicide Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air... Sunil Prakash
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| Smile Please Story about a Officer. Rajinder Kumar
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| My Friend Friendship is God's most precious gift... Nirmal Singh
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| Tongue Twisters I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes... Nirmal Singh
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| To Realize the Value Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics... Sunil Ratan
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| Essence of Trust Essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond... Mitrajit Pandey
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| Resume - Dr. Manmohan Singh, Prime Minister of India Our Prime Minister seems to be the most qualified PM all over the world... Sunil Ratan
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| Amazing Pictures Some pictures which touch your heart... Sandeep Sangwan
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| Difference between Potentiality and Reality Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 Million dollars... Sanjiv Sharma
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| A Mouse Story There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house... Sunil Ratan
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| Love Vs Marriage Marriage is holding arguments in the street... Ashutosh
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| Unconditional Love Someone who loves us with an unconditional love that welcomes us into the forever family... Mr. Ratan
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| Lesson In Poltical Science You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good... Rajinder Kumar
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| Interesting Facts Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal... Ashutosh
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| Intelegence at its Best We have found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Sardarji... Ranjit Gadhvi
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| A Good One If you decided to do something deep from your heart you can do it... Mitrajit Pandey
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| Flu Season A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass... Sunil Prakash
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| Thinking Excercises A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year. But they were not twins... Amar Shukla
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| If your BIRTH DAY is..... Nature by color... Sunil Ratan
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| Customer Care in 2020 Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it... R. S. Shekhawat
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| 21st Century Our boss - Brainless Rajinder Kumar
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| The Story of Stanford University Secretary grew frustrated and finally decided to disturb the president... Sunil Prakash
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| Leave Letters Collection of leave letters and applications... Sanjiv Sharma
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| Governance System Future of our nation is crying for not getting their basic needs fulfilled and in all this Common Man is suffering... Sunil Prakash
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| Market Tactics Professor at symbiosis explaining market tactics... Arun Singh
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| Life's Priorities Jar represents your life... Rajesh Choudhary
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| The ghost mobile - 09415817683 Every time you get new voice... Ronald Roy
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| Inzy's Interview Pakistan cricket team captain Inzamam Ul Haq is always prepared in advance... Dr. Rajeev Tyagi
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| Seven Dont's After Food Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked... Sunil Prakash
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| Coincidence 11 letters... Rajinder Kumar
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| It's Real, Unbelivable but True No one in the front seat and no sound of any engine, the car starts moving slowly... Rajinder Kumar
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| Few Words Only Don't let bad moments overcome you; be patient, and they will pass. Sunil Prakash
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| Never Skip Breakfast Breakfast is the most important meal of the day... Amar Shukla
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| Real History of "Taj Mahal" The Moghul Emperor Shah Jahan in the memory of his wife Mumtaz Mahal built the Taj Mahal... Sushant Ratan
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| Odds & Ends Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology... Sunil Ratan
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| Nails in the Fence A verbal Wound is as bad as a physical one... Sunil Ratan
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| Appraisal Vs Resignation Appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors, and failures... Sunil Ratan
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| Surf Exel Washing powder - "A True Touching Love Story" The girl's father started searching for the two lovers... Himanshu Pant
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| The Statue & The Story The rats followed the statue, sinking into the waves like stones... R. S. Shekhawat
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| Bird Flu Bird flu is nothing but money generating gimmick of certain companies/politicians... Sunil Prakash
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| Save India Canadian Economy is booming, but Indian Economy is Going Down... Rajinder Kumar
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| Beauty of English John please don't touch... Ashutosh
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| Asteroid 2002 NT7 NASA predicts Worldwide Holiday on Feb 1, 2019. Himanshu Pant
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| What is Love Take sometime to read this, you will understand what is love... Yoge A. Rawat
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| Man and His Money Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me... Om Vashishth
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| Computer Shyari...With Computer Advt Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found! Hitesh Manocha
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| Difference between man and woman? A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend... Hitesh Minocha
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| Translating Women's English Means I'm going to ask for something expensive... Hitesh Minocha
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| "I Love You" in various languages Gujarati :: Hoon tane pyar karoochhoon... Hitesh Minocha
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| IT Conversation Between Man & Woman Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you... Hitesh Manocha
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 The ClassifiedsActual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers... Amarjeet Malik
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 Hurricane QuizStupid Quiz about Hurricanes... Amarjeet Malik
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| Reasons Why Star Wars Is Better Than Titanic Titanic's big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive... Amit Pahuja
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| English Subtitles In Hong Kong Films Darn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken... Amit Pahuja
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| Coke - It can also chock Have a look at the wrapper on a Coca-Cola 1.5 litre bottle and in the ingredients label you will find... Abdul Kidwai
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| What A Salesman How many sales did you have today?... Amarjeet Malik
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| Why I Fired My Secretary And there I was with nothing on but my socks... Amarjeet Malik
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| Prison VS Work IN PRISON: you can watch T.V. and play games... Amarjeet Malik
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| Pennsylvania Board Of Health On Alcohol Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards...
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| Banta Singh writes to Bill Gates Because of this we have opened the email account with password *****... Brijesh Pillai
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| Nice Kitchen Healthy Tips Answers to your daily life questions like : What is a balanced diet?... Amit Pahuja
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 Top 10 Answering Machine MessagesAfter the tone, think about your name, your number, and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call... Bijesh Pillai
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 Why you get rejected in Interviews?Do you have a rich boyfriend - or - is your girlfriend beautiful - these question can get you selected or rejected... Narender Singh
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