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Diwali Dhamaka
It’s festival time, people! But is all the bonhomie still failing to keep you from getting a little irked? You're not alone...
Divya Pal

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Breathe easy this Diwali
Most people love Diwali, but if you’re dreading tonight, it’s probably because you have a breathing disorder. Experts tell you what to do...

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Friendship is not about
Friendship is not about 'I'm sorry' - its about 'abbe teri galti hai'
Yashpal Yadav

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9 Weirdest Sports In The World
Sure you can make a case that most sports are downright odd when stripped to their essence (smack a ball with a stick; throw a ball through a hoop) but RadarOnline.com...

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10 Signs that he/she is no good for you
Loneliness has got to be one of mankind's biggest fears. Fear of being alone and being lonely, fear of having to spend the rest of your life...

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Top 10 Breathtaking Bridges
Top ten most thrilling and breathtaking bridges in the world information and pictures...

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Funny Questions About Life
Ever had one of those funny questions about life? Then please read on. When it comes to funny questions and thoughts about life, every time I think I've seen them all I find one I've never seen before or come up with more of my own.
Hal Lacious

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Equations of life
Man + Woman Life Equations

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Cute novice monks at Jogye temple in Seoul
A group of nine boys entered the temple to experience life as monks for 18 days, ahead of celebrations for Buddha's birth date on May 2...

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Goat-fighting match in Anhui Province
Shows two goats, on their hind legs, poised to ram at Wadian Township...

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Tourists flock to Dead Sea known for its healing black mud
A growing number of medical patients and visitors are flocking to Jordan's Dead Sea for its black mud...

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Artist has the nose for painting
A man in India's southern Andhra Pradesh has mastered the art of making decorative paintings with his nose.....

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How to get rid off Ghost?
In Indian way, here is a video which shows, How to get rid off a Ghost...

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World's Largest Ice Santa Built in China
A massive 160 meter long and 24 meter high Santa Claus has been sculpted out of ice in China...

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Chemical Reactions
Do not drink Appy Fizz . It contains cancer causing agent...

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Records Held by Sachin Tendulkar
Tendulkar is the only player who has 150 wkts and more than 15000 runs in ODI...

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Old Photographs from Indian History
An aerial view of Jama Masjid mosque in Delhi...

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A House on a Mango Tree
Here is a dream come true. A house on a Mango tree. Conceived and designed by a Civil Engineer Mr. K. P. Singh

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Weird ‘Rhino Escape’ Training Video
You ever wonder what would happen if a Rhino was to escape from its area at the Zoo...

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After 85 Years, First Gremlin Found Alive
Hiding in the mountaintops of a cloud forest in Indonesia, these little Gremlins weigh about 2 ounces, have large eyes, claws instead of fingernails...

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Bamboo car runs for 50km on single charge
The sixty-kilogram single-seater ecologically friendly concept car, which measures 270 centimeters in length, 130 centimeters in width and 16 centimeters...

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Marshmallow Eating Game Show
Just as creative as we have come to expect Japanese television shows, here two teams fight to try and be the fastest to eat some hanging marshmallows...

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Huge pumpkin cultivated by new technologies
The greenhouse is built to show new agricultural technologies, such as soil less culture and drip irrigation etc., as a model of modern sightseeing agriculture...

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Uribe, the world's heaviest man, gets married
Manuel Uribe tipped the scales in 2006 at 1,235 pounds (560 kilograms), earning him the Guinness Book of World Records' title for the world's heaviest man, lost 550 pounds (250 kilograms) with the help of Solis...

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Halloween Costumes
As Halloween gets closer and closer, many people get more desperate to finally decide what they want to dress up as for one ghoulish night of fun...

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Cicada struggles out of slough
A cicada struggles out of its slough in Haikou, capital of south China's Hainan Province...

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Surfing on the head
Surfing is a surface water sport in which the participant is carried along the face of a breaking wave, most commonly using a surfboard, although wave-riders may make use of kneeboards, body boards, kayaks, surf skis, and their own bodies...

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Images in water drops
Art of Photography

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Hilarious Japanese Library Games
Remember all the fun library visits had in store for you and your friends...

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Under the Light… Nothing Seems Scary
Great funny Thai commercials for everyone...

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The Dog Story
Never love your company, love your job, you never know when your company stops loving you.

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Chemistry of Love
Naa ye CHEMISTRY hoti, na main STUDENT hota Na woh LAB hoti, na woh LOVE ACCIDENT hota ...
Deepesh Singh

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Happy New Year In Different Languages
We have brought you a list of how to wish 'Happy New Year'

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Sydney Whipped Ocean
Freak display of nature at Yamba
Sidharth Chaudhary

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There's Nothing Rajni Can't
Unique styles of Rajnikant
Sidharth Chaudhary

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20 Ways To Confuse Trick-Or-Treaters
Give away something other than candy, like Toothpicks, golf balls, bags of sand, etc...

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Potential New Risk from Mobile Phones
Please use left ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right one it will affect brain directly.

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English to be an official language of Europe
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union
Sidharth Chaudhary

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Chinese Proverb About Money
Ancient chinese Proverbs are having lots of meanings which suites on practicle life of man kind.

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Never Marry a mobile girl
This is a serious warning to all bachelor. Read it carefully.

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Proud to be indian
Salary and Govt. Concessions for a Member of Parliament (MP)

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Company memo
This is a serious letter for serious people. Don't take it otherwise.
mitrajit pandey

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India's integrity in diversity
One Haryanavi, Two Bihari, Three Begalis, Four Tamilians...
Raja Upadhya

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Men Vs Women
Allow her body to switch with mine for a day...
Sunil Ratan

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How business is done!!!
Laloo: I have a husband for your daughter...

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Bollywood love letter
Tell me Hum Aapke Hain Kaun

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How Big We Are
Antares is the 15th brightest star in the sky, it is more than 1000 light years away...
Sandeep Pal

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Mechanic and Doctor
I also open hearts, take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this will work as a new one. So how come you get the big money, when you and me is doing basically the same work?

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Fake Friends & Real Friends
Real Friends walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
Sanjeev Kumar

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My Future Plan
An "eccentric",- SOLID GOLD- LAPTOP P IX. 20. 2G. RAM 5 G. 20" LCD. Mouse pad and keyboard made of authentic ELEPHANT IVORY, Diamonds all around the laptop...
Sunil Ratan

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Which one is better Former or Later one...?
Dad used to give us a measly Rs. 20/- per month, in that we were not only able to eat stomachs fill, but we were able to save too...
Amar Shukla

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The Gender of Computer
Male or Female
Rajinder Kumar

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Something For Laughing
Tere coke me mera bachcha hai...
Sunil Ratan

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Professional Courses
IIT - Islamic Institute of Terrorism.
Asim Mehra

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Lage raho Munna Bhai
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi, Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi....
Mitrajit Pandey

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Laloo Yadav and Piglet
Main Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon aur maine soowar-ka bachcha ko maar dala hoon...
Ashutosh

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KBC with Santa Singh!
Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan...
Sanjiv Kumar Sharma

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Faithful Rabri
Rabri, uss raat hum doctor ke ghar gayee aur sasure ne aapka operation free me kar diya...
Sunil Prakash

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Innovative Ideas to commit suicide!
Rules for made for fools...
Mitrajit Pandey

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Husband Store
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men...
Veeren Dedhia

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Love Letter of a Software Professional
Your smile is so delightful, it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power...
Sunil Ratan

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Logic
How is your MBA preparation?...
Sunil Prakash

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Jokes
Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: 'I luv u sister'...
Sunil Prakash

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Don't Flush
Everything is big in Texas...
Ranjit Gadhvi

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Bollywood Stars Pictures
Bollywood childhood pictures of Bollywood Stars like Hrithik Roshan, Rani Mukharjee, Kareena Kapoor, Sunny Deol, Bobby Deol, Aamir Khan,
Vikas Tiwari

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Funny
Save water, Shower with your girl friend...
Amar Shukla

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WC - Importance
Some interest to you that my daughter was married in the WC as it was there that she met her husband...
Surpal Deora

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Cool Replies
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order." The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda...
Sunil Ratan

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Some Cooool Quotes
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.
Sandeep

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Psychotherapist
Psycho the rapist...
Sunil Ratan

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Notable Sayings of George W. Bush
It's time for the human race to enter the solar system...
Sanjay Khatter

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Love Because of Chemistry
Wo bole, Hosh main aao, Pahchano apni Auqat, Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi Gold ke saath...
Mitrajit Pandey

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Shayari from Fanaa
Tere Dile mein meri saanson ko panah mil jaaye, Tere Ishq mein meri Jaan Fanaa Ho jaayea...
Arun Singh

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Two Americans in 2020
Narayana Murthy visited White House and donated Rs. 2000/- for infrastructure development...
Khushbu Nanavati

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Message from Mumbaikars to Terrorists
We are not Hindus and Muslims or Gujaratis and Marathis or Punjabis and Bengaliies...
Nirmal Singh

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Film Star in Call Centre
Ajit: Mona darling, tumne hamein call kyun kiya...
Arun Singh

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Kaun Banega Crorepati
Enjoy this episode of Kaun Banega Crorepati with Santa Banta...
Vipull Sayal

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Effort is Important
The owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars...
Anil Yadav

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How to Catch the Lion
Catch any animal and interrogate it & torture it to accept that its a lion...
Sandeep Sangwan

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Lear Meanings...
Divorce: Future tense of marriage...
Maninder Singh

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INDIAN AIRLINES
To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve Complimentary DHARU and vada paavw...
Rajian

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Dear Mr. Bill Gates
Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat...
Nirmal Singh

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IAS Interview Answers
It will Wet or Sink as simple as that...
Mitrajit Pande

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Main Emraan Hashmi Banana Chahta Hun!!!
In the film industry, profit line always go upwards....
Sandeep Sangwan

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Famous Cricketer
Steve Waugh, Rahul Dravid, Anil Kumble, Ajit Agarkar, Virender Sehwag...
Sandeep Sangwan

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Modern Geeta Rule
Error hi jiwan ka satya hai, aaj bhi hai, or hamesha rahega...
Sandeep Sangwan

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Pictures
Why you don't publish your picture on the internet...
Amarjeet Malik

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Secrets of Love
Touch is one of the most powerful expressions of love, breaking down barriers and bonding relationships...
Sunil Ratan

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Five Important Lessons
The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab...
Sanjay Issar

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Jab main chhota bachha tha...
Sar se patthar todta tha, Basketball se khelta tha, Comodo Dragon pe ghumta tha, Dolphin ke saath tairta tha...
Pradeep Singh

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Dear Dad
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself...
Mitrajit Pandey

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How to Impress a Man or a Woman
To Impress a woman - Hold her, Spend money on her, Wine and dine her, Buy things for her...
Arun Singh

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Lion or Monkey
I know you are the king of the jungle but did you know that you have been brought here on a monkey's visa...
Ashutosh

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Three Things
Three things in life that are most valuable - Love, Self-confidence, Friends.
Sunil Ratan

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Ride at Cedar Point
Roller coster
Amarjeet Malik

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Pappu Pass Ho Gaya
My Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time...
Sunil Prakash

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Laloo Facts
Laloos family planning policy - Don't have more than two children in one year...
Deepak Das

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Fundu Definitions
Doctor - A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills...
Nirmal Singh

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Office Boy
If you don't have an email that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job...
Sunil Ratan

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Na Dekha Na Suna
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data to Bill Gates - in Microsoft Corporation, USA...
Tamanna Punwani

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Food As Medicine
Diarrhea, Ulcers, Lung Cancer, Breast Cancer, Bladder Infaction, Arthritis, Asthma, Insomnia, Headache...
Sunil Ratan

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Two Friends
Do not value the THINGS you have in your life. But value WHO you have in your life...
Nirmal Singh

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How to tell the gender of a Fly
Her husband stalking around with a fly swatter...
Sunil Ratan

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The Coffee
If Life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups...
Sanjiv Sharma

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A Good One
If you decided to do something deep from your heart you can do it...
Mitrajit Pandey

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Dubious Awards
Awards goes to Amitabh Bachchan, Shah Rukh Khan, Vivek Oberoi, Aamir Khan and Kareena Kapoor...
Dr. Rajeev Tyagi

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Classic Affairs
I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother...
Ronald Roy

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Coloured
When you scared, you Yellow, When you sick, you Green...
Sunil Ratan

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Smile Please
Story about a Officer.
Rajinder Kumar

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To Realize the Value
Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics...
Sunil Ratan

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Tongue Twisters
I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes...
Nirmal Singh

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Essence of Trust
Essence of trust is not in its bind, but in its bond...
Mitrajit Pandey

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The Pear Tree
Don't judge a life by one difficult season. Don't let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest...
Sunil Ratan

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Funny One Liners
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends...
Sunil Ratan

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Newton Committed Suicide
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air...
Sunil Prakash

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The Problems with Girls
If u ARGUE with her, she says u are STUBBORN; If u keep QUIET, she says u have no BRAINS...
Sunil Ratan

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Flu Season
A shot in the glass is better than one in the ass...
Sunil Prakash

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Resume - Dr. Manmohan Singh, Prime Minister of India
Our Prime Minister seems to be the most qualified PM all over the world...
Sunil Ratan

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Interesting Facts
Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal...
Ashutosh

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Difference between Potentiality and Reality
Dad asks his daughter, if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 Million dollars...
Sanjiv Sharma

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My Friend
Friendship is God's most precious gift...
Nirmal Singh

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A Mouse Story
There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house...
Sunil Ratan

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Love Vs Marriage
Marriage is holding arguments in the street...
Ashutosh

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Unconditional Love
Someone who loves us with an unconditional love that welcomes us into the forever family...
Mr. Ratan

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Lesson In Poltical Science
You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good...
Rajinder Kumar

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Poetic Resignation
Keep on jumping companies to get more and more and more...
Ashutosh

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Intelegence at its Best
We have found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Sardarji...
Ranjit Gadhvi

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Amazing Pictures
Some pictures which touch your heart...
Sandeep Sangwan

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Thinking Excercises
A woman had two sons who were born on the same hour of the same day of the same year. But they were not twins...
Amar Shukla

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If your BIRTH DAY is.....
Nature by color...
Sunil Ratan

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Customer Care in 2020
Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it...
R. S. Shekhawat

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21st Century
Our boss - Brainless
Rajinder Kumar

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The Story of Stanford University
Secretary grew frustrated and finally decided to disturb the president...
Sunil Prakash

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Leave Letters
Collection of leave letters and applications...
Sanjiv Sharma

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Market Tactics
Professor at symbiosis explaining market tactics...
Arun Singh

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Governance System
Future of our nation is crying for not getting their basic needs fulfilled and in all this Common Man is suffering...
Sunil Prakash

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Life's Priorities
Jar represents your life...
Rajesh Choudhary

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Inzy's Interview
Pakistan cricket team captain Inzamam Ul Haq is always prepared in advance...
Dr. Rajeev Tyagi

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The ghost mobile - 09415817683
Every time you get new voice...
Ronald Roy

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Seven Dont's After Food
Loosening the belt after a meal will easily cause the intestine to be twisted & blocked...
Sunil Prakash

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Few Words Only
Don't let bad moments overcome you; be patient, and they will pass.
Sunil Prakash

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Real History of "Taj Mahal"
The Moghul Emperor Shah Jahan in the memory of his wife Mumtaz Mahal built the Taj Mahal...
Sushant Ratan

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Bird Flu
Bird flu is nothing but money generating gimmick of certain companies/politicians...
Sunil Prakash

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Never Skip Breakfast
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day...
Amar Shukla

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Odds & Ends
Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology...
Sunil Ratan

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It's Real, Unbelivable but True
No one in the front seat and no sound of any engine, the car starts moving slowly...
Rajinder Kumar

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Surf Exel Washing powder - "A True Touching Love Story"
The girl's father started searching for the two lovers...
Himanshu Pant

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Appraisal Vs Resignation
Appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors, and failures...
Sunil Ratan

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The Statue & The Story
The rats followed the statue, sinking into the waves like stones...
R. S. Shekhawat

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Nails in the Fence
A verbal Wound is as bad as a physical one...
Sunil Ratan

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Coincidence
11 letters...
Rajinder Kumar

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Save India
Canadian Economy is booming, but Indian Economy is Going Down...
Rajinder Kumar

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Beauty of English
John please don't touch...
Ashutosh

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Asteroid 2002 NT7
NASA predicts Worldwide Holiday on Feb 1, 2019.
Himanshu Pant

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What is Love
Take sometime to read this, you will understand what is love...
Yoge A. Rawat

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Man and His Money
Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me...
Om Vashishth

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Computer Shyari...With Computer Advt
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
Hitesh Manocha

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Difference between man and woman?
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend...
Hitesh Minocha

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Translating Women's English
Means I'm going to ask for something expensive...
Hitesh Minocha

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"I Love You" in various languages
Gujarati :: Hoon tane pyar karoochhoon...
Hitesh Minocha

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IT Conversation Between Man & Woman
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you...
Hitesh Manocha

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The Classifieds
Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers...
Amarjeet Malik

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Hurricane Quiz
Stupid Quiz about Hurricanes...
Amarjeet Malik

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Reasons Why Star Wars Is Better Than Titanic
Titanic's big, but it doesn't have hyperdrive...
Amit Pahuja

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English Subtitles In Hong Kong Films
Darn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken...
Amit Pahuja

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Coke - It can also chock
Have a look at the wrapper on a Coca-Cola 1.5 litre bottle and in the ingredients label you will find...
Abdul Kidwai

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What A Salesman
How many sales did you have today?...
Amarjeet Malik

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Why I Fired My Secretary
And there I was with nothing on but my socks...
Amarjeet Malik

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Prison VS Work
IN PRISON: you can watch T.V. and play games...
Amarjeet Malik

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Pennsylvania Board Of Health On Alcohol
Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards...

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Banta Singh writes to Bill Gates
Because of this we have opened the email account with password *****...
Brijesh Pillai

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Nice Kitchen Healthy Tips
Answers to your daily life questions like : What is a balanced diet?...
Amit Pahuja

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Top 10 Answering Machine Messages
After the tone, think about your name, your number, and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call...
Bijesh Pillai

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Why you get rejected in Interviews?
Do you have a rich boyfriend - or - is your girlfriend beautiful - these question can get you selected or rejected...
Narender Singh

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Communication Skills
Learn to talk - Look how the Programmer talks to his Project Leader - and how the Project Leader talks to CEO...
Amit Pahuja

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Actual School Absence Excuse Notes
These are excuse notes from parents (including original spelling) collected by schools from all over the country...
Amit Pahuja

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Showering Habits
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If husband seen along the way, cover any exposed flesh and rush to the bathroom...
Amarjeet Malik

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Leaving The Toilet Seat Up
It's rare for us guys to ever hit what we were aiming for. Sometimes I go into the washroom, start to pee, and then just start spinning around...
Amarjeet Malik

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Male Language patterns
"Will you marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no more peanut butter."
Amarjeet Malik

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Family Tree
Many many years ago - when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow - who was pretty as could be...

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Hallmark / Archies Cards you will never find...
One will never see the said greeting cards even at the major greeting card shops.

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Love Letter
Read in between the lines...
Peeyush Bhatnagar

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Proxy Father
Under the government plan, any married woman who is unable to become pregnant through the first five years of her marriage may request the service of a proxy father...

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Diary of Snow Shoveled
It looked like a Grandma Moses Print. So romantic, felt like newlyweds again...

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The Fart Chart
Read the the final report on the types of farts e.g. THE STAY A WHILE FART : The one you let rip in bed a couple nights ago, that is still there and smells even worse...
Bijesh Pillai

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FART DEFINITIONS
Newton's law, Darwin theory, Pythagorus theorum, but you missed these definitions at your school. So learn them now!...
Bijesh Pillai

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Right Honorable List of Farting
This article is not for high society poeple who don't FART in public, is for we all 'the common people' - who love to FART...
Bijesh Pillai

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Irritating IQ Quiz
If you want to - this will surely - irritate you!
Sajith Muthreja

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Updated IT Movies
Password Apana Apana [Origional 'Andaz Apna Apna]
Peeyush Bhatnagar

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11 reasons why alcohol should be served at work
b'coz it leads to more honest communications...
Bijesh Pillai

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You are a College Burnout if...
You have spent more time figuring out that you only need a 54% on the final to pass than the time you have actually spent studying.
Debajit Saikia

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Top 50 Things To Do In A Final Exam
Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper...
Amarjeet Malik

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Top 10 Lies Told By Graduate Students
It doesn't bother me at all that my college roommate is making $80,000 a year on Wall Street.
Amarjeet Malik

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Smile Dictionary
:-) Your basic smilie. This smilie is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over Unix...
Amarjeet Malik

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GOVINDA's Meri Marzee
Mera source code padh kar hasnaa nahin, Ise chalata dekh tum fasna nahin...
Peeyush Bhatnagar

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Great Company
117 have bankrupted at least two businesses. 3 have been arrested for assault...
Debajit Saikia

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118 Things you should never say to a 'COP'
Whatever you do, don't search my trunk...
Bijesh Pillai

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25 New Windows 2000 Messages
BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
Amarjeet Malik

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What Kind of Employee are You?
Taureans make some of the best employees. They are loyal, hardworking, and no-nonsense. They work methodically and follow projects through until they are complete...
Shailender Singh

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Top 10 Most Brilliant Marketing Screw Ups
Coors put its slogan, "Turn it loose," into Spanish, where it was read as "Suffer from diarrhea."
Amarjeet Malik

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Taj Mahal or Tajo Mahalaya
Oak says the Taj Mahal is not Queen Mumtaz Mahal's tomb but an ancient Hindu temple palace of Lord Shiva (then known as Tejo Mahalaya).
Bijesh Pillai

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MS-Word Fun
With the help of Bill Gates (the man who avoided changing the light bulb by redefining darkness as the standard), I have, indeed, seen the light.
Amarjeet Malik

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Matrimonial Advt. in the newspaper [Hindi cum English]
I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom I'm looking for should be strictly a girl...

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Bill Gates built a car
Baffled, you open the owner's manual and look up "Starting your new Microsoft Rocket."
Amarjeet Malik

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4o Things I Learned From Independence Day
In the movie, NASA sends out rejection letters, just like Harvard...
Amarjeet Malik

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20 Fun things to do at 'BURGER KING'
Ask for breakfast at noon. When they say that breakfast is over, fall to the floor, curl in the fetal position and cry like a baby...

Debajit Saikia

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You are an Internet addict man
You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with Netscape 3.0 or higher."
Debajit Saikia

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Defining variables in Hindi Songs
Defining all the variables we use in progamming using Hindi Songs...
Abdul H. Kidwai

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Types of CHAIN MAILS
Now I don't think you would normally read this, but I put something funny in front to trick you into reading it and then I will hit you with the stupid chain stuff at the end! ...
Debajit Saikia

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Man is born free
'Man' is only a part of 'woman', that every 'madam' has an 'Adam' in it, every 'she' has a 'he' in it and every 'lady' contains a 'lad' in it....
Bijesh Pillai

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She is a woman
So damning, yet so wonderful...
Shailender Singh

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Theory Behind Creation
For the next 10 years, we entertain our grandchildren by making monkey faces and monkey tricks. And for the last 10 years, we stay at home, sit by the front door and bark at people!
Bijesh Pillai

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Lets Play With Your Food
But look what you can do with the fruits and vegetables...
Amit Akre

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If AOL were a city
Then you'd only pay $19.95 a month to live there, but half the time you tried to leave your house, the door would be stuck...
Debajit Saikia

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Types of 'FARTS'
This type that remains totally inaudible, yet somehow causes all the occupants of a room to collapse...
Debajit Saikia

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Microsoft's Secret Marketing Code!
Subject: *** TOP SECRET MICROSOFT CODE ***
Narender Singh

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Top 11 annoying things to do at a MacDonalds
Bring in a dead mouse, put in your drink and sue...
Bijesh Pillai

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Slow Dance
This poem written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital. PLEASE pass this mail on to everybody you know. It is the request of a special little girl who will soon leave this world as she has cancer...
KulPratibha Malik [Tin Tin]

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Nutscape Technical Support
Tech: Well somebody did. Who else has access to your computer, and uses the Internet?...
Debajit Saikia

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Little Known Facts
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 and many more quiz for you...
Bijesh Pillai

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Ladies and Gentleman
Are you tired of the battle between the genders? Men and women are different. There's no question about it...
Shailender Singh

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12 Step Internet Recovery Program
I will remember that I must go to bed sometime ... and the Internet will always be there tomorrow!
Abdul H Kidwai

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Your Personal 'My Editor'
Oops! Hope it didn't irretate you...
Debajit Saikia

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A report from Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal
General idiotic questions asked by a lawyers...
Bijesh Pillai

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Silsila
You all 've heard this song from Silsila ...main aur meri tanhai...
now read this updated version of bachelors staying in USA...

Rajesh Gidwani

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I asked GOD...
I asked God to take away my pain. God said, No.
Nimesh Bakshi

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Good Friend
That's what good friends are for...
TinTin Malik

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Well programmed Clock
A JavaScript Coded Clock. If you want to use it as a desktop, just to go View >> Source >> and copy the javascript
Debajit Saikia

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Blonde Detectives
A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect...
Bijesh Pillai

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6 Commandments for 'Working Hard'
Hardworking employees heading for important meetings...

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Wine Warnings on the bottle labels
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked...
Bijesh Pillai

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National Friendship Day
Nothing will happen if you do not decide to pass this email. The only thing that will happen, if you DO pass it on, is that someone might smile because of you...
Tin Tin [Kulpratibha Malik]

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A little mathematics exercise
How many times you eat outside in a week and...
Rajesh Gidwani

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Head Ahead
She ordered chicken McNuggets for them and 1 hamburger for herself...
Bijesh Pillai

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Dress To Kill
Look some killer models of fashion world...
Rajesh Gidwani

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Why your boss is being paid more?
This is a terrific mathematical equation...
Debajit Saikia

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Hidden 11 faces
Solve the puzzle - Find 11 faces in the given Painting from Bev Doolittle...
Rajesh Gidwani

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With this answer, that person got the job immediately
You were driving a 2-seater car by yourself on a very lonely stretch of the countryside with this terrible storm when you came to a sheltered bus stop. There were 3 people in the bus stop...
Debajit Saikia

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IT PROFILES OF INDIAN GODS
Learn about their role and the designation...
Rajesh Gidwani

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Sardar Dhakaal Singh VS Tiger
This time our sardar is smart enough to put the right indicator on and turned to left...
Rajesh Gidwani

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Feel proud to be an Indian
We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made - said Albert Einstein
Debajit Saikia

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Software Chat
This is the way software professionals chat!
Yousuf Badar

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Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
"A ten thousand miles journey begins with a single step. That single step has to be taken from where you are"
Urmimala Roy

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Isn't it weired?
Give a caption...
Sanjeev Mangoo

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Bechara No. 1
What would you name, if you were to produce a movie...
Rajesh Gidwani

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How a woman withdraws cash from ATM
Park the car / Check makeup / Turn off engine ...
Debajit Sakia

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Unzip my fly!
The woman turns to the Texan furious and says, "Who do you think you are to touch my body in that way? I don't even know you!"
Debajit Sakia

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Experience the Earthquake
On Ritcher Scale it showed 7.9, but have you experienced the shake...
Bhavya Jain

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Here's a little clarification of corporate lingo
I AM ON THE GO : I'm never at my desk...
Debajit Saikia

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And finally GOD created MAN
Then he gets old, retires and spends 10 years like a MONKEY...
Bhavya Jain

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Windows'95 Hindi Version [Hindi]
ATISUKSHMA MULAYAM (microsoft) KHIDKIYAAN (windows) AVRUTTI (version) PICCHAANVEY (95).
Debajit Saikia

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The PetShop
The parrot on the left costs 500$. Why so much? B'cos it know how to use computer...
Bhavya Jain

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Future Year - 2020 : Software Professionals Chat
My friend Paul Allen, it seems, used his bench time to visit Bihar, the most livable place in India, probably the world. There you have full freedom and no restrictions. You can do whatever you want!
I wonder how that state has perfected that system.

Bhavya Jain

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Face 2 Face
Spot the difference between the master and his voice
Sanjeev Magoo

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You'll forget your English by the time you finish reading this essay
Story appeared in Daily NewsPaper named "The Telegraph", an answer paper of a candidate at the recent UPSC examinations...
Bhavya Jain

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Century's Best Pictures
Picture - Pilot Ron Candiloro breaks through the sound barrier in an F/A-18 Homet fighter plane over the Pacific Ocean on July 7.
Rajesh Gidwani

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Funny Thoughts of a Funny Day
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener...
Debajit Sakia

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What happens when an American President gets elected in a year with a "0" at the end?
But here there are two people [George W. Bush & Al Gore] competing through court to get this...
Debajit Sakia

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Shortest Story
A madrasi happened to participate in a competition, which was about writing a shortest story...
Krishan Kumar

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God am I a mess?
When God passed out brains, I thought he said trains...
Debjit Sekia

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And I am sure you wont lick envelopes any more !!!
This is a true story reported on CNN...
Gauri

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Telegram
When the wife received the telegram, she fainted. It was written 'sethji aaj mar gaye!'...
Manpreet

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By your birthday, find your tree and know what kinds of fruits you bear
This is really cool and somewhat accurate, also in line with Celtic astrology...
Yousuf Badar

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Funny How this is so true!
Funny how people can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they spread like wildfire, but when one starts sending messages regarding life choices, people think twice about sharing.
Om K. Vasisht

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I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that...
People upgrade with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program
Ashwani Tyagi

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Punjab Board College Examination
Don't Laugh! Be serious your time to read the question paper for the Punjab Board College Examination starts - NOW!
Amit Pahuja

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Smart Dog
What ever you teach - what ever you do, but a dog is a dog...
Amit Pahuja

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There's work to be done
"And what would your wish be?" asked the Genie
Rajendra Prasad Vissapragada

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Calender For Any Year
Key in the year and it's ready for you. Create any year calender falling between Year-1900 to Year-2078
Atul Utreja

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Who is more Elastic!
Look and judge - Is steel more elastic than me?
V Rajendra

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Can any web gurus give an answer!
How a single line comment code in html file, store that much to display...
V Rajendra

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Imagine this: A must read for all working man & woman
The only working man in the country solves the puzzle...
Vikas Srivastava

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We follow the love
Wealth and success comes after the love only...
V Rajendra

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Are you in love?
Check your love status!
V Rajendra

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Sholay
Gabbar sends Kaalia and his other two colleagues to Ramgad for collecting the 'loot-maar' software...
Amit Pahuja

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Modern Love Letter
Read this to know how love is being confessed now a days...
Rajendra Prasad

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My Daily Schedule
Does your schedule make any match to my schedule...
Amit Pahuja

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Searching for Life Partner
How the various people will search for life partner...
Amit Pahuja

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Download Love: A funny limerick for teens

A funny limerick for teens...
Amit Pahuja

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The bad conductor
And when he tries to be a good conductor, he dies...
V Rajendra

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