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Equations of life
Man + Woman Life Equations
Updated On: 7/29/2009
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Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Therefore,
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don't enjoy = Donkey that work
Equation 2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Man = Donkeys + earn money
Therefore,
Man - earn money = Donkey
In other words,
Man that don't earn money = Donkey
Equation 3
Woman = eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkeys + spend
Therefore,
Women - spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that don't spend = Donkeys
To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Man that don't earn money = Woman that don't spend.
So, Man earn money not to let woman become Donkey! (Postulate 1)
And, Woman spend not to let man become Donkey! (Postulate 2)
So, we have:
Man + Woman = Donkey + Earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore - from Postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Man + Woman = 2 Donkey that live happily together!
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