[11]

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room.

He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.

Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient #1 what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing. Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a lightbulb."

The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red. The doctor asks Patient #1, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself".

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

Bijesh Pillai

[12]

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.

Why do you do that, mommy? he asked.

To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.

"What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?

[13]

Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
Pupil: A teacher.

Piyush Bhatnagar

[14]

Tourist: I've come here for winters.

Californian: Well, you've come to the wrong place. There's no winter here.

[15]

How do they estimate the population of a Swiss village?

They count the echoes and divide them by the numbers of mountains.

[16]

If a lion were stalking you, what steps would you take?
The longest step I could!

[17]

A little girl came into a grocery store and said: "My mommy told me to tell you that we found a dead fly in the raisin bread."

Grocer: "All right, tell you what'll do-bring me in the fly and I'll give you a raisin."

[18]

Son: Come on, Dad. Buy a new car.
Dad: Wait until I've had a ride in the old one first, will you?

[19]

Customer: What makes the car jerk so when I first put it into gear?
Used-car Salesman: Eagerness to get away, sir - nothing more.

[20]

Once there was a very rich man. He called everybody and told them that he had kept a swimingpool full of insects and crocodiles. He said that who ever swim through it will get one of these:
1)My dahughter
2)Lot of gold
3)He will be my business partner

A man from the crowd jumped inside the pool and came out from the other side. The rich man asked him what do you want.
1)My dahughter
2)Lot of gold
3)want to be my business partner?
He said - "you only tell me who pushed me inside?"

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